Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Why I Won't Be Buying Transformers Next Week



See the picture, look at it closely. What's missing from that picture. Think hard. Could it be..... Robots!

I loved the Transformers, I loved the blowing shit up, hell I could even tolerate the way too hot to be a nerd girl, but what I couldn't stand were these two! If i wanted to watch pretty people spouting inane dialogue I'd watch Gossip Girl. My entire experience with the movie was ruined by stupid people taking up valuable robot screen time. God forbid we see a movie without soldiers wanting to go home and visit their kids. Unless a Decepticon crushed the kids, I don't give a rat's ass! So sign me up for the sequel, but only if they replace the human characters with beast machines!

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