Monday, October 15, 2007

20th Century Fox Sucks Life Out of Buffy Musical



I remember buying the soundtrack before the show aired, I remember setting 3 VCR's to make sure it taped. I sung the song for weeks following the broadcast. I was giddy when Anya burst into song in season 7. I never got to go to the sing-a-long, and now I never will. E! Online is reporting that 20th Century Fox has put the kibosh on the theatrical showings of Once More with Feeling and generally they're just assholes. Apparently TV comes with different rules so Buffy won't be getting the Rocky Horror treatment anymore. So much for me making a kick ass Xander Pajama Costume!

Weekend Box Office

Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married? $21,500,000

The Game Plan $11,506,000

Michael Clayton $11,010,000

We Own the Night $11,000,000

The Heartbreak Kid $7,425,000

Video: Game Night

Reason Number 432 Why I Love Brothers and Sisters: This shit happens when my family gets together!



Episode Review: Desperate Housewives

The Game

What I Liked:
Susan at Bree’s “Doctor’s Office”
Andrew being the go to guy for narcotics
Dana Dalaney is awesomely bitchy
Carlos and Victor’s talk

What I Didn’t Like:
Lynette being high was just embarrassing
Julie’s explanation of why she could pick locks could have been way funnier
Edie is really just annoying at this point

Random Thought:
Susan pregnant is going to look weird as hell on Terri Hatcher’s skeleton body!

Overall:
The Charades part of the episode sucked, but the rest was really enjoyable. Felicity Huffman should be bitching out the writers on a weekly basis for making her look like a fool. Dana Dalaney was originally up for the role of Bree so when you see her and Marcia Cross interact it adds so much to their relationship. Nathan Fillion gets his own little secret, which is probably worse than that he cheated. I about died when Susan says that the gyno took pictures of her private parts with his camera phone! This season is off to a really good start so as long as they keep up the humor we’ll be good!

New Penny Arcade Strip




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Movie/TV Dude

I Wouldn't Call the Acting "Live" -via comingsoon.net

I'm Auditioning for Aquaman! -via comingsoon.net

I Haven't Seen a Saw Since the First One -via comingsoon.net

I Want Acne! -via tvguide.com

Good News & Bad News...It Must Be Fox! -via tvguide.com

The Lost Craziness Starts -via tvguide.com

Technology/Geek Dude

I Can Finally Watch my British DVD's! -via lifehacker

Books are Cheaper on Thursday, and by Cheaper I Mean Sluttier -via lifehacker

Metaphors Just Aren't Logical -via lifehacker

Better Than Voting for American Idol -via wired

Free Music For Everyone...Eventually....Probably...It Could Happen -via wired

Is the PS3 the New Gamecube?

Remember the Gamecube, the purple thing everyone referred to as a lunchbox (I had a Zelda Lunchbox when I was little)? See the Gamecube was sort of a hit, and sort of a failure, it really depended on what Nintendo-made game was released that month. When you weren’t playing Zelda or Mario or Metroid you usually weren’t playing your Gamecube. The PS2 during the same period was filled with a wide range of games ranging from triple A to… pretty much utter shit. At least it was unique shit, the Gamecube had a few top tier titles and then ports of other games, and usually not very good games. Yet there was always a reason to power up the slim black system.

Fast forward 8 years into the future and it looks as if the PS3 is taking a page out of the Nintendo book, one or two great franchise games and then crap, not even a lot of crap, a slow trickle with no end in sight. What exclusive triple A titles do we have to look forward to over the next few months on the PS3? A new Ratchet game is guaranteed gold, but Naught Dog’s Uncharted may go the way of Lair. So what the PS3 has this year is one insanely good game from Insomniac, a developer that might as well be first party and a possible hit from Naughty Dog. Everything else seems to be a port from the 360, sometimes long after the 360 release has come out. With the promise of Metal Gear and Final Fantasy we can look forward to returning IP’s, but what about a successful new property?

Gamecube proved you can’t rely on your tested franchises forever and even Wii is falling into the same trap. Will American games have to look towards the 360 for new IP’s? If so, then what about our Japanese brothers? Will they provide the titles the PS3 is in desperate need of? This problem is perhaps a symptom of a bigger issue, but what will the solution be?

Episode Review: Smallville

Fierce

What I Liked:
Kara’s idea of fitting in
Jimmy’s views of meteor freaks, told to his meteor freak girlfriend Chloe
Lana’s return
Kara and Lex’s conversation at the end

What I Didn’t Like:
Lois the super reporter is overshadowing Chloe…right
Clark has no sense of humor, he ruined the watermelon scene
Season 7 and we’re still doing Freak of the Week

Random Thought:
Remember when Supergirl and Luthor dated during the death of Superman storyline, think they may hook up here?

Overall:
Truth is I’m not a Smallville fan and I’m not a Superman fan. I am a Supergirl fan and that’s why I started watching this season. The episodes have been pretty decent thus far, though always in the back of my mind I keep thinking: How come Superman met everyone ever in his life while he was still in Smallville? Kara is always a highlight and the fish outta water bit is played out mostly everywhere but she has that look that makes it watchable. That look of course being skimpy outfits. Oh and the preview for this week said Lana was all messed up, and she’s not, she’s still the bad actress she’s always been, which blends well with Tom Welling’s lack of talent. Ouch! At least Dean Cain is on next week, that should be…interesting

Videogame Dude

Portable War is Adorable! -via ign

Mass Effect May Be Travelling to Another Universe -via 1up

Apparently There is Only One Way to Start a Band -via 1up

Not A Very Sore Loser -via 1up

For Those That Play Well With Others -via 1up

Episode Review: Brothers & Sisters


History Repeating


What I Liked:
The return of Scottie!
Julia actually has a storyline
Robert’s Ex-Wife warning Kitty about him
Saul’s Hatred of Golf
The look in Nora’s eyes when she is watching Justin at the end of the episode

What I Didn’t Like:
Rebecca’s friend who is probably gonna sleep with Tommy
We get it; Justin didn’t want to take the drugs
Where the hell was Sarah?

Random Thought:
The cop’s testimony mentioned Scottie appeared to be living out of his car… that’s all I’m gonna say

Overall:
Even ignoring the return of Scottie this was a really great episode. Julia cries an awful lot but I’m at least happy she gets screen time, even if it means Sarah is absent from the majority of the ep. Rebecca is growing on me each week and she is totally a Walker, always screwing up when she has the best of intentions. The Justin thing got old fast, but after Rebecca mentions what happened to her friends, I think the storyline is really going to go to an interesting place. I’m sorta glad Kevin wants to just be friends with Scottie but we all know that’ll eventually progress cuz Kevin is a bit of a man-whore. Overall though, awesome episode!